2 days ago
287 notes

deanplease:

Just noticing that as soon as Jared sticks his tongue out, he makes a gesture with his hand that

you know

you see where I’m going with this

you see where HE’S going with this

2 days ago
48,322 notes

takohai:

repeat after me: 

there is nothing wrong with wanting attention
there is nothing wrong with wanting human contact
there is nothing wrong with wanting validation for your existence 
there is nothing wrong with wanting your hard work to be recognized

there is nothing wrong with wanting attention

2 days ago
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  • Sherlock:You're going out tonight.
  • John:Yes, actually-
  • Sherlock:Your hair is combed, a subtle dab of gel, clearly used so that the wind won't dishevel your hair. You've recently shaved, probably right before walking into the room, since there are clear signs of reddening around the lips, cheeks, and chin.
  • John:Sherlock-
  • Sherlock:You are nicely dressed, though thats saying something because you are always kept together, but this is different. You are wearing an expensive dress shirt, clearly just bought due to the fact you forgot to remove the tag. You're also wearing a suit jacket, which you don't wear often, you mostly wear jackets or coats. Your trousers are ironed, which means you went to a lot of trouble to look nice.
  • John:Yes, but-
  • Sherlock:*sniffing* You are wearing cologne, the one you only wear on a special occasion. Its a date, then.
  • John:Yes, okay, fine. But-
  • Sherlock:Vague smell of mouth wash. Don't want to have bad breath. Extra precautions. Wow, she must be special.
  • John:*completely exasperated* I made reservations.
  • Sherlock:Obviously.
  • John:For us.
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock:You mean?
  • John:Yes.
  • Sherlock:Oh.
  • 2 days ago
    622,378 notes
    Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
    - (via good-vibes-y0)
    2 days ago
    39,608 notes

    apiologies:

    me like ‘haha yeah i can DEFINITELY write a five page paper in two hours!! time is a construct, deadlines have no meaning and also i’m dead inside’

    2 days ago
    548,361 notes

    allyourcomplexity:

    This is still the most beautiful dog photoset I’ve ever seen

    2 days ago
    213,881 notes

    octoberrainfall252:

    Not taking any chances

    2 days ago
    11,869 notes

    CAN YOU STOP PLEASE?!

    2 days ago
    525,835 notes

    yuugimutouandatemu:

    beautifulgodzilla:

    beautifulgodzilla:

    THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

    IT GOT BETTER

    2 days ago
    12 notes

    robynaddams:

    he is the fluffiest little sausage after a bath 😍

    he is so cute omfg!

    2 days ago
    241,710 notes

    poop-fart-princess:

    poyzn:

    Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

    are you KIDDING that last picture is so full of ACTION and DRAMA why aren’t we talking about it

    2 days ago
    161,646 notes

    dissociating-in-wonderland:

    Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too

    2 days ago
    484,236 notes

    catchaglimpseofalleble:

    nikkysclit:

    Can you not?

    AHG, I fucked this up!

    2 days ago
    770,247 notes

    catchaglimpseofalleble:

    mr-egbutt:

    WAKE UP POTTER

    WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

    Oh i get it now.